Now here’s a celeb you rarely hear about these days, Jessica Simpson has introduced a new Scuba line to her billion dollar fashion franchise. Something tells me she will be laughing all the way to the bank.

And because her last one to Ryan Phillippe worked out awesome, Reese Witherspoon married her agent/boyfriend Jim Toth this weekend. Although, in her defense, he’s a balding, unattractive 40-year-old, so the chances of straying are slim.

Now my most devastating of news this week is screen siren Elizabeth Taylor has sadly passed away, however, leaving behind over $150 million worth of jewellery. Sotherbys eat your heart out!

Surnames? Where we’re going, we don’t need surnames…” Well clearly that’s what Lilo seems to think! After her father was arrested for domestic abuse again this week, Lindsay Lohan is officially changing her name to just “Lindsay,”

Now, Apparently word on the street is that Giorgio Armani has started living la vi da loca, with the introduction as Ricky Martin’s costume designer for his upcoming tour.  Who knew he was still singing?

Always the trouble-maker, Tom Cruise has thoughtfully given his wife Katie Holmes a sewing machine for her 32^nd birthday. Hasn’t the guy ever heard of Cartier?

Now here’s some news for  you technologically savvy fashionistas, Hermes has designed a fabulous new iPad case. Problem is… it costs a little more than the iPad!

It also seems that my favourite ex-vogue editor Carine Roitfeld has traded paper-cuts for shoe blisters, now working at Barneys styling and designing the infamous store windows.

Now here’s the real kicker, Sly Stallone has just started designing a clothing line inspired by his long lost career and the icons he came to represent; Rocky and Rambo. I think that’s about 30 years too late on that little endeavour!

And finally celebrity stylist to the stars Rachel Zoe has given birth to a beautiful baby boy name Skyler Morrison Berman. Hey…. at least she didn’t call him bananas!

Always a pleasure

Ex oh ex oh

Nadia