I made a very interesting observation today. Whilst shoveling down a piece of salmon sushi at the very chic Harvey Nics in Knightsbridge I was brushed past by a most interesting pram – pushed by a most unlikely driver….. Now, I am, as most will know, a sucker for anything with a bit of a logo – but this my friends, is taking it to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL – Introducing none other than the Fendi Pram! Yup! And what better for today post (in celebration of The Packers, little lass, Indigo) to talk things for the Yummy Mummy’s.
Now, although I am a stickler for the latest Chanel that Agnes may have thrown over her shoulder or that plunging neckline tee that Mary Kate is sporting, the below is just taking that label love to a whole new, SCARY level. The driver you ask? Well, my lack of listening in 2 Unit English wont allow me to paint the most precise picture, but Ill try – shut your eyes, invisage and chubby lad, red faced, actually lets say red bodied due to his pasty english skin having caught the 3 hours of London sun today, a bit of a denim short finishing at the calf, white addidas trainers and socks pulled up, teamed back with a soccer jersey which clearly his Mrs. had put in the tumble dryer and shrunk it a good 3 sizes and orange stubbly looking hair. ahhh YEAH, SEXY! And what topped it off? None other than a ‘understated’ HAHA Fendi pram.
Now, its either awful taste, a trip to Hong Kong to one of those special ‘its made in the same factory as the real ones’ OR extreme wealth – my pick? Well, in this case, I say, stick with the Bugaboo, it looks much more flash in a smart navy blue and white trim, treat yourself to a bit of Aloe Vera cream to avoid that red burnt flesh look & leave the designer prams (which on further investigation leads me to a Burberry one too) to the Visual Merchandisers to use to jazz up those opulent windows along the Champs Elysee – do not, I repeat, do not subject your child to such a fashion faux par!
And for those who really want oppulance in the way of a pram – I did spot a fair few ‘Silver Cross Balmoral Prams, which were all pushed by lunching ladies of Knightsbrige, teamed back with Hermes Birkin Bags & Couiffed Hair Do’s (plus atleast TWO nanny’s) -
More international observations to follow!